Things not to say #5

child and cucumber

A snippet from a sandwich shop. A five-year-old boy and his dad were eating toasties, that came with a bit of salad garnish.

Boy [picks up slice of cucumber]: What’s that on it?

Dad: It’s just a bit of salad dressing.

Boy: I don’t like it.

Dad: Look, I’ll scrape it off for you. There.

Boy: I don’t want it.

Dad: Just eat it, please. I mean it. You’re becoming a fussy eater and I’m not having it!

Uh oh! Dad used the F word.

Odd as it may sound in all this infuriating flurry of fussiness, the one word you should never call them is ‘fussy’!

Research shows that children internalize any label you give them – Lazy? Shy? Chatty? – and live up to it. So once they know you’ve put them in the Fussy Eater category, you’re in big danger of them wearing that badge with pride! How could I possibly eat cucumber with salad dressing on it? – I’m a fussy eater, don’t you know! How can I be expected to eat this cheese that is a completely different colour to the one we normally have at home? – I’m a fussy eater, don’t forget! You’re joking if you think I’m going to try that fish, right? I’m one of those kids, remember! The fussy ones. It becomes an excuse, a way out.

So never actually tell your child they’re a fussy eater – or let them catch you telling someone else!

Swearing loudly about their fussy eating in private, however…that’s absolutely fine. 😉


Have you read Things not to say #4?

Top Tip for Eating out with a Toddler

… or tales from a vegetarian restaurant!

Eating out with toddlers

True story. Last Saturday I was in a vegetarian cafe having lunch, sitting at a long table shared with other customers. On either side I had a set of parents, each with a toddler about 15 months old.

Toddler #1 – let’s call him Billy – was in the pushchair and having food squeezed into his mouth from a pouch. Easy peasy cheesy pasta with lots of veg, it said. Occasionally one of his parents offered him a forkful of their own food but he refused and gestured for the pouch instead.

Toddler #2 – let’s call him Bobby – was in a highchair next to his parents and had a side plate in front of him, filled with all sorts of random bits and bobs from their plates: vegetarian bake, cucumber, bulgur wheat, tomato, bread, broccoli salad.  He was feeding himself with his hands.

Now which toddler do you think is the contender for Future Fussy Eater You Can’t Take To A Restaurant, Billy or Bobby?! Place your bets now!

When you’re eating out with your toddler, the very best approach is to have them up at your level, ask for an extra plate, put different bits of your own food on it and let them help themselves.

If there are two of you, they may end up with some very odd combos – roast potato next to a slice of tomato next to a piece of scampi next to cauliflower cheese?! –  but they won’t mind.  It gives them a wide variety of tastes and textures to explore and and keeps their palate wide open. It also means that they are ‘joining in’, learning to eat the same food as you, alongside you.

And not that they are a separate species that require separate food!

How to crack fussy eating – in a nutshell !

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It really does all boil down to this:

You’re in charge of what food you serve.

They’re in charge of whether they eat it.

Yet so much of the time the reverse happens:

We ask them what they want to eat. We follow their preferences. We adapt our food shopping and cooking to try and please them – in the hope that they will eat it happily. We give them lots of control over what goes on their plate.

Then once the food is served, we encourage, nag, plead, bribe them to eat it – in the hope that they will eat more of what we want them to eat. We try to control what they put in their mouth.

This only makes things worse. The secret is to do it the other way round. You decide what you’re going to buy and cook (and sometimes it may be their favourites). But once the food is on the table, you hand the control over to them. You leave them to decide what and how much they eat of it – while you chat about other things. It may sound crazy, it may sound counter-intuitive, but it soon makes a difference.

“It has revolutionized mealtimes in my house” said one parent of an extremely fussy two-year-old. “I had amazing results IMMEDIATELY,” said another.

Find out the full details of how to put this plan into action in Getting the Little Blighters to Eat. 

Things not to say #4

hot dg stall

I overheard this little conversation at a fete. A family were queuing at a stall to to buy some lunch.

Girl (about 6 or 7): Can I have a hot dog?

Mum: No, I’m not getting you a hot dog. You didn’t eat any of it last time you had one.

Girl: But I want one.

Mum: No, you’re not having one. Choose something else, please.

The strong temptation with a fussy eater is to play it safe. Stick to the foods you know they’ll definitely eat. We don’t want to waste food or money or effort. We don’t want a fuss.

Isn’t this ironic?

The very thing we want with a fussy eater is for them to eat a wider range of foods. But here’s a girl asking for a food she’s rejected before – actually asking for it – and her mum says no! Maybe she didn’t eat her hot dog last time, but even if she hasn’t eaten one for three years, if we don’t at least give her the opportunity to eat one now, how can she change the pattern? It is the parent – not the child herself – keeping her diet narrow. Keeping her fussy.

I admit a hot dog might not feel like a major breakthrough! It’s not like she’s asking for a whole head of lettuce with a smoked mackerel dip on the side. But it is a food she’s rejected before.

So when your child asks for a food they’ve previously fussed over, don’t refuse. Don’t remind them what happened last time. Don’t say, “Okaaay, but only if you promise to eat it”. Just go with it.

Otherwise you’re shooting yourself in the foot.


Have you read Things not to say #3?

Things not to say #3

roast dinner

I caught this snippet in a pub on a Sunday lunchtime. A boy, about six, was enjoying a roast dinner with his mum and dad.

Boy: [points to cauliflower cheese on his plate] What’s that?

Mum: Cauliflower cheese. Try it.

[Boy turns up nose.]

Mum: You haven’t even tasted it. Just try a little bit, please.

[Boy scrapes cauliflower cheese to side of plate.]

It drives us nuts when kids decide they don’t like something before they’ve even tried it, right? “I have a rule,” parents sometimes say. “They don’t have to eat it, but they have to at least try it.” Like it’s an antidote for fussy eating. Perhaps a cure?

Absolutely, we want our children to try everything. Our goal is for them to be open-minded, adventurous eaters who are happy to taste any new food that comes their way. But making them try everything won’t achieve that. In fact, it will backfire big time. Are they going to go, “Ooh, mummy, I’m so glad you made me try it. It’s delicious. I’m going to eat it all! And every time I see it from now on!”? Are they heck!

Telling them to try something invites them to a battle of wills. Now it’s Us v. Them. We’re the enemy to be beaten. Yes, if we persist, we might ‘win’ and get one mouthful into them – but no more. Worse still, we’ve almost certainly killed any chance of them voluntarily eating that food next time they see it. The little blighters don’t forget!

So what’s the best way to get them trying new foods? Leave it entirely up to them. Children are born curious. They’re programmed to explore and experiment, including with food – as long as we don’t interfere and intervene. So, let’s re-run that conversation:

Boy: What’s that?

Mum: Cauliflower cheese. Cauliflower with a cheesy sauce.

And Stop. Right. There.

Maybe he’ll taste it, maybe he won’t, but the odds are way, way higher!


Have you read Things not to say #2?

Things not to say #2

pastie boy

I heard this exchange last week between a father and his four or five-year-old boy after they’d just boarded a train with hot pasties in paper bags from the station cafe.

Boy: I only eat the bit round the edge. That’s my favourite bit.

Dad: What? Just the pastry round the edge? But the bit in the middle is the best bit. Daddy LOVES that bit. Mmmmmm. [Makes orgasmic noises while taking over-enthusiastic bite of his own pasty.]

[Boy continues to eat the pastry round the edge with sideways glances at his dad to see if he’s noticing].

Let’s face it. That whole ‘daddy-lurrrrrves-the-bit-in-the-middle’ or ‘mummy-lurrrrrves-brussel-sprouts’ tactic aint never gonna work! Even a one-year old can see through the hammy acting. The pasty’s THAT good huh, dad? They know 100% that it’s just another way of us trying to get them to eat something – and that gives them something to react against.

Yep, that pasty just became way more than a pasty. It became one big, fat, juicy handful of power and attention. Power to wind you up. Attention for not eating it. What’s the chance of the boy venturing into the middle bit now? Nil, I’d say!

Let’s rewind and see how the conversation could have unfolded in a way that didn’t make matters worse.

Boy: I only eat the bit round the edge. That’s my favourite bit.

Dad [bites tongue with all his might]: Oh, right.


Have you read Things not to say #1?

Things not to say #1


I eavesdrop. A lot.

In the supermarket, in a cafe, on a train, I hear the things that parents say to their children about food and eating. The ordinary, everyday things that feel like the right thing to say.

But are actually the wrong the thing to say.

In this new series, I will be sharing some of these snippets with you and explaining how they encourage – not discourage – fussy eating! Here’s the first one:

[In the supermarket. A mum and her three-year-old daughter. The girl bounds over to a big freezer, opens the door and reaches for a bag of peas enthusiastically.]

Mum: No, no, put them back darling. You don’t like peas.

[Child puts the peas back and closes the freezer door.]

In the fight against fussy eating, the words ‘don’t like’ are Very Bad Words. Avoid them like the plague! Why? They give your child this message:

There are two types of food: The ones you Like and the ones you Don’t Like. This is a fixed thing. It doesn’t change. (Oh, so be sure to approach new foods with caution – just in case they turn out to be one of your Don’t Likes!)

Clearly this girl had rejected peas before – maybe once, maybe many times. Either way, this doesn’t mean she won’t eat them tomorrow, or next month, or next year – given the chance. Children’s palettes change and develop – and some days, like us, they just don’t fancy something. What we don’t want is for them to put a food into the Don’t Like bin in their head forever: I will never not ever eat a pea again (to use Lola’s lingo from Charlie and Lola!).

Instead, we want to keep everything fluid, flexible, on the menu. Perhaps this girl would have happily eaten peas the next time they came her way.

Much less likely now.


Now read Things not to say #2

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